According to jumpflux.com (do not waste your time going there):

Acai pulp contains 10 times more antioxidants than red grapes and 10 to 30 times the anthocyanins of red wine; a synergy of monosaturated (healthy) fats, dietary fiber and phytosterols to help promote cardiovascular and digestive health; and an almost perfect essential amino acid complex in conjunction with valuable trace minerals, vital to proper muscle contraction and regeneration.

Apparently, this Acai pulp is so damn great and effective that it can cause a person who has been dead for eight months to rise up, go online and send me a message. Immortality through Acai pulp!

Continued in Brainless Entertainment: Acai Berry Boom! Resurrects The Dead