I am in a slump. I have been seeing some of my old high school and
college friends migrating to greener pastures, getting married and
having families, getting filthy rich, or getting herpes. I’m happy for
them, of course, but there’s a feeling that somebody is getting left
behind. Mainly, me.

Ok, not everyone is being awesome and throwing money around. For instance: I stumbled upon this old friend’s profile on Friendster the other day I saw that he was close to becoming a crack whore who’ll take it in the ass for a buck or two. So the fact that I am a rockstar
makes me three notches better than him. But on the other end of the
spectrum is an acquaintance who is reported to be filthy rich that he
buys three cars a week for his infant kids. I suspect he made a killing
in selling methamphetamine to crack whores, but that’s another story.
Related posts:
Leave a reply