TOP 3 MOST STUPID THINGS CUSTOMERS ASK AND SAY:

1. miss di ba to fake?

“opo mam, fake po yan nakakalason pa nga e, kaya nga namin tinitinda dito” is that what you expect us to say? Stupid question!!

1. A customer stops in front of the store, reads the sign CHINESE DRUG STORE. Comes in, and asks “miss, may robitusin ba kayo?”

And I would just love to say “TANGA di ba binasa mo na nga, Chinese drug store nga e, with emphasis on CHINESE.” But I should be polite so I just say “sa kabila po” (funny thing is there’s a pharmacy right beside us.)

We have been asked about much more stupid and bizarre things like:

a. batteries

b. rat poison

c. nails

d. film

And my fave of them all…

e. FORMALIN

And the most popular of them all…

1. “pinabili lang sa akin e”

Sure (sarcastic tone).. First of all, we’re not asking so stop defending yourself, ok. And second, by the way you look, I don’t think this is for someone else, it’s sooo obvious who is this for.