I don’t get why a lot of people make fun of David Caruso. I mean, come on, look at him. What’s there to ridicule about him? What’s so funny about being as expressive as Steven Seagal? Anyway, because I have nothing but utmost respect for this scrawny redhead, here are tips for fellow David Caruso devotees who are just dying to be like him.

Click here if you either love or hate David Caruso!