Me: I’m fat. I mean, I’m really really fat. *dazed look*
Nanay: I noticed that, but I didn’t want to say anything. *tries not to laugh at my face*
Me: I must have gained 50 pounds since late last year! *wails so loudly that the salesladies looked at me*
Nanay: Even your father said something about it. *giggles*
Me: I can’t fuckin’ believe it! I’m so faaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! *slits wrists*

Is it because I’m depressed? Is it because I’m bipolar? Is it because I lost my baby? Is it because the elections is nearing?

Is it because I don’t have a boyfriend and haven’t had someone to do some hardcore lip action with since I dumped my last sex slave? Or is it because I don’t have anyone to have sex with? What the heck is wrong with me?!

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