Gay Iron Man
IRON MAN IN 5 MINUTES

FADE IN:

EXT. INSIDE AN APC CRUISING THROUGH AFGHANISTAN - DAY

TONY STARK is flirting with some SOLDIERS

		TONY STARK
	Hi, I’m Tony Stark. You might know me
	as Robert Downey Jr. and I’m perfect
	for this role because I’m an alcoholic.

		SOLDIERS
	OMG we’re in the same van as Robert
	Downey Jr! Let’s all fanboy him and do
	kawaii signs because we’re idiots and
	we’ll die within the next 3 minutes!

The APC in front of them explodes. The soldiers try to
protect TONY STARK the best way they could- by getting
killed and leaving TONY STARK to fend for himself.


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