Welcome to the Year 2065, and it is the end of humanity as we know it. Because this week, Apple just released the third generation of their apocalyptic virus, iUnDead, turning almost everyone into zombies! All except you, me and a bunch of idiots who will die eventually because they were stupid enough to actually run in the direction of them flesh-eating bunny zombies, and lovingly offer their butts for dinner. While screaming their heads off in fear! OMG!

Just like any other zombie apocalypse, we have some dude named George Romero running around somewhere, trying to make sure everyone dies. Also, if you have a Mexican, a token black guy, or a big brawny guy who everyone runs to for protection in your group, they will definitely die. Also Paris Hilton because she’s hot. But she’s in jail right now so we don’t know how to fit her in.

Now let me tour you around this lovely wasteland and give you some tips on how to not die (or at least not get molested) in this apocalyptic future:

This is a zombie. He will eat you.

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