“Oh my God! This dress is just so divine!!!”

This is the phrase that would make most men cringe with agony. You and your girl are on a date, debating the fine line between barbarism and justice with Saddam’s execution (something you know absolutley nothing about, but pretend to be a genius on so you can finally get laid) when you suddenly pass by Mango. And just like that, you are suddenly forgotten and suddenly the world seems to revolve around the amazingly overpriced jeans, shirts, fur coats, and other merchandise that they sell. But you’d suddenly make a rude reentry in her universe come payment time.

“Buy. It. For. Me. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE?!”

The aftermath of said reentry in her universe would be:

• Your diet would consist of Lucky Me instant noodles until the next payday
• You’d be selling your house (and your mother) so you’d be able to afford your laundry
• You’re riding a bike to be able to go to your office in Makati. You live in Bulacan.
• Basically, you can afford buying her ten more dresses in that price range, but you’re just a miser and you pretend to blame her for your apparent poverty just for kicks.

So, how to avoid the dreaded shopping request?

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