The New Seven Deadly Sins: I’m Screwed
- Author: Baddie
- Filed under: Current Affairs, Humor, Religion
Mar 11,2008
So, the Vatican has introduced seven new deadly sins. Do they have a committee that decides this kind of shit or something? The Committee of Sins, perhaps? Anyway, these new deadly sins (Genetic Modification, Experimenting on Humans, Polluting the Environment, Causing Social Injustice, Causing Poverty, Becoming Obscenely Wealthy, and Taking Drugs) are more hip than the original seven, and it doesn’t sit well with the old guys.
Pride: We were the first! Why do we need another seven?! We were the stars of a Brad Pitt movie, goddammit!
Wrath: DIE, N00BS! DIE!!!
Lust: Fakers. We can totally kick their pretentious asses. Mmmm… asses. Gangbang, anyone?
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