MRT? More Like M-R-YOU-SUCK-COCK-T!
- Author: Ade Magnaye
- Filed under: Humor
Tuesday
Mar 11,2008
So yesterday was my first day at work, right? Of course I wanted to go to work early because I don’t want people to think I was a stubborn lazy ass who goes to work only when he feels like it. But I digress.
So I get to the commute part of my soon-to-be daily routine. I go take a jeepney, which takes ten minutes, but it’s normal. Hey, it’s a Monday. I’ve been commuting for years and I always get to elbow pregnat women and frail old ladies for a fair shot at squeezing myself into whatever free space is there in the jeepney.
Sometimes I just run alongside it
So after that jeepney ride, I go now to the MRT, which will magically transport me to a magical place called Ortigas where there is work to be done and money to be earned. I have always experienced horrible crowds there and I even had my bird groped once by some fag so I was prepared for another horrific experience and-
MRT GMA-Kamuning Station at 8am
Wow.
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