Do you really, really want to know how to conquer the world? Well, if in your heart you sincerely cry out, with all the drama, tears, and emotions, “Yes! I really, really want to conquer the world” then your welcome to read on, provided that you are still within the bounds of being sane. Just a warning this article is very lengthy which is evident by a simple glance at the scroll bar on the side. So please do your water and toilet breaks already before you resume reading to the paragraphs below.

How to conquer the world is the simplest and easiest question to answer, but before you fulfill your destiny of world domination, I believe that the relevant question is “Why do you want to conquer it?” Assuming you went pass the why question, then continue reading this article. But if you cant find the answer to the why question, you might want to save time and effort by doing more productive things like watching TV or eating donuts instead of reading this article. Don’t worry ill try to write another article about how not to conquer the world, you can read that instead. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be lengthy also. It might even be just a blank page.

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