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Money Pacquiao

Thursday
Jul 6,2006

I received the newest P5 bill via email from a Davaoeno artist in Singapore.

Looks like we have a real new hero.

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New Philippine 5 Peso Bill

Thursday
Jul 6,2006

Manny Pacquiao’s popularity is tremendous here in the Philippines. He had LOT of TV commercials. Some of which includes his entire family! If you’ve seen his post-fight interview, he is wearing a McDonald’s cap and after a while, he is drinking some sort of energy drink (another sponsor). Not to mention that his trunks is filled with patches from his other sponsors….

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Clicker Happy

Thursday
Jul 6,2006

Ka-windang-windang!

Ang shamung pikstyurs na pala akong wiz nalalagay ditech! As in! So, etech na, inayos ko na syang lahat. Yung iba dyan na album tulad ng birthday ni Bossing baka hindi nyo ma-feel kung hindi naman kayo kamag-dyanakan o prenship at di nyo knows ang mga utaw sa album. Pero kung type nyo, i-sight nyo na lang. Pero wis na okray na di nyo know ever ang cast of characters pero placing ko po rin ditech at winarningan ko na kayo na mga dyumag-anak at prenship chorvas namin sila. Hokey?

March, 2006
Washington, DC

Perstaym (pramis, perstaym talaga!) na nakarampa ako sa Washington, DC. Dinala akesh ni Bossing ditech at may-i-walk kaming mag-jowa sa kahabaan ng Union Station hanggang Lincoln Memorial. Sa true ha, dito ako nakaranas (maliban sa San Francisco, CA) na na-say ko sa self ko, “Huwaw!!! Eto ang Jameyrika!!” Pagkalabas na pagkalabas pa lang namin sa Union Station, halos halikan ko ang lupa dahil so beyutipul talaga! Nirampa namin ang kahabaan ng Capitol hanggang Lincoln Memorial na kung tawagin nila ay National Mall. Marami-rami pa akong hindi pa napuntahan sa mga tatlong beses ko nang punta dito kasi medyo mas malayo-layo na sya sa mall. Pero babalik pa ako. Marami pang prenships na dadalhin sa lugar na ito.

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How To Start Your Very Own Blog

Tuesday
Jul 4,2006

I had a great time last Saturday, a couple of beer with old friends in my mom’s place in Tondo and a lot of chit-chat. And being a blog addict, I couldn’t take off giving out stories about it. Then, one of them asked me how to start one….

Here’s what i exactly told him….

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Steps to kill with an iPod nano

Saturday
Jul 1,2006

But what if you do get the chance of owning your very own iPod nano? Would you still kill someone to own another one? Or would you use your iPod nano to kill someone?

Because now you can. That’s right, the portable music player that has taken over the world and rattled the French parliament is not only the biggest gadget craze, it is now a tired and tested utility of death. How?

Learn the 8 ways to kill using an iPod nano

Going to America

Saturday
Jul 1,2006

Four members of the provincial board of Benguet - in the summer capital of the Philippines built by the Americans in the early 1900s - were on an uproar for the denial of their visa application to the US.

They were indignant, cried foul and bewailed the humiliation.

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Friday
Jun 30,2006

sabado noon nang ikaw ay yayain ko
naka-trip yata ako, ba’t ang lakas ng loob ko
so ikaw dyan pinaunlakan mo naman ako
sa madaling salita, ‘nung gabing ‘yun nag date tayo

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Annoying People

Thursday
Jun 29,2006

We know for sure that we couldn’t always get what we want. What’s more irritating about it is that some people are born just to hinder us even from the simple things we crave in life. Yes, we could do something to stop them. But, what if chance made us let the annoying person do what he was born to?

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  • boy bawang

    Thursday
    Jun 29,2006

    kung masakit ang tiyan, ibig sabihin walang laman.
    paano naman kung masakit ang ulo?

    dahil yan sa pagkain ng boy bawang. hang kuleet. sisihin daw ba boy bawang?

    kahapon inutusan ko ang kapatid ko na bumili ng boy bawang sa aking suking sari sari store. pero bakit nga ba masarap ang boy bawang? kasi gumagamit siya ng white gold. ang white gold o white glutinous corn ay matatagpuan lamang sa luzon at meron pa siyang–siyemepre…

    more of CHIKSILOG [here]

    Pope puts pedal to the metal

    Wednesday
    Jun 28,2006

    “Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”
    “Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.”
    “I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
    “Who’s going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.
    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he’s a German Pope.)
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    Wednesday
    Jun 28,2006

    Dear DtH,

    My boyfriend and I have this dirty little secret: we like to record our private acts with a camera phone so that whenever we’re apart we can look at our steamy videos and bear missing each other.

    However, I lost my phone the other month, and our videos started to spread like wildfire. We now can’t leave home without people staring at us. Once, a guy even tried to get my autograph! Now my family wants to kill my boyfriend. He is in hiding. I miss him so.

    DtH, I badly need your advice. What do I do? The burdens of life are so heavy.

    full_of_regret

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