Dear Santa Clause,

Hi! Hello! Kamusta na po kayo? Minarapat ko pong sumulat sa inyo dahil sa nalalapit na Pasko. Nitong nakalipas na taon ay naging “nice” naman po ako at naging wholesome. Nakapagpatayo na nga rin po ako ng mga punso para sa mga homeless na anay, langgam at mga nuno. Itinakwil ko na rin po ang aking malilibog na kaisipan at ipinamigay na ang aking mga porno sa mga higit na nangangailangan.

Ituloy ang pagbabasa ng liham. 

For a man who’s supposed to be idealistic, his latest fiasco at the Manila Pen tells me his listening to some secret financier and acting accordingly. Read more here …

Happy New Year! No. It’s not too early for that. Read on to know why. First Sunday of Advent

You must understand that as a professional writer I am of the greedy, unscrupulous sort. If you wag enough bills in front of my face I will write the vilest, most disgusting piece of offal ever conceived by the mind of a television brainstormer. Most mainstream writers I know retain a modicum of their youth’s artistic principles and so would debase themselves in the worship of Mammon only low enough as to be able to feed themselves and their families but not any lower. I, on the other hand, am known for my mercenary disposition. Now if you think that’s a bluff, let me introduce you to an abomination I sired in my avarice; a wretched thing so loathsome my friends bring it up in parties to embarrass me:

CRUNCHTIME HERE!