Better them than us?

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These are the latest blog entries in the number one place where you can get your daily fix of retard, Noisy Noisy Man.

• December 22 is Global Orgasm Day – Want to contribute to world peace but don’t have time nor the inclination? Well, with Global Orgasm Day, you can participate all you want!
• An Exclusive Interview with Manny Pacquiao – I tracked the PacMan down in Las Vegas and got a no-holds-barred one-on-one interview with him!
• Pesky Christmas Carolers? – Can’t celebrate the love and joy of Christmas because of those pesky street urchins? Me too.
• Down the Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – I love emos so much that I’m giving them advice.

Okay, I am not totally surprised. PacMan is a political hotcake, a bonanza, a supernova. Politicians call him a hero. People in the boxing world called him People’s Champ. Some may call him, “Manny the Great.”

I call him a boxing champ. Number 1 pound for pound king in the boxing world. The most exciting and entertaining boxer in the world at the moment…. and I like him.

But a monument for Manny? Whoaa… This must be too much. Sorry PacMan fanatics, it’s just too much for me.

A monumental bruhahahaha here…

I just learned that the Wii and the PS3 has been available at Toy Kingdom, SM’s very own toy store, this is the Philippine’s answer to Toy’s R Us… well I just hope Toy’s R Us would franchise here because Toy Kingdom has done the most outrageous thing so far.

On November 9, 1996, my boss a pentium Aptiva at MegaMall. Yung Aptivia nya P133, 1GB ang HD capacity, RAM is 16MB pa. His PC was high tech then, 10 years ago. He got a subscription with Virtual Asia there, his ISP, 18 hours for P500.

Actually, it is in the field of music in which Carl Jung’s theory of synchronicity is always evident. When Elton John (after having been released from a drug rehab center) was asked by a reporter why a highly successful artist like him would resort to drugs, he merely retorted, “I was afraid it would stop coming.” This should explain how Mozart was able to write complete operas and symphonies without the aid of a piano or any musical instrument. And this should also explain — when watching those glitzy annual music awards — how many artists would spontaneously thank God when receiving their awards. Now compare this incidence with the other award shows that you watch.

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This is I believe how skewed the priorities of the Philippines are. Over the weekend of Nov. 19, 2006. While the whole country stopped as they watched the “Pac-Man” beat Morales. Another group of young Filipinos brought victory to the country.

Who are these people you ask? I’m talking about Kim Marco Perez, 14, Dan Joseph Garcia, 13 and Gabriel Nunez, 13 with their coach Merlina Placino.

Never heard of them?

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

8. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

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The National Computer Center has picked the best local government websites in the country in the following categories:

And the winners are …

The administration’s boast that its senatorial candidates will win next year’s polls in spite of very very poor showing in the surveys is not an empty one.

The administration has all the tricks of the dirty trade of Philippine elections – the so called 3 Gs, namely, goons, guns and gold.

And the most fearsome of all the Gs, garci!

In case you missed my articles recently, I’ve re-blog it for you. One of which is the tip on how to get your blog indexed at Google [Link]

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Shopping at a Divisoria is only worth it if one is buying in bulk . Ugh, the maddening crowd just dampens the holiday spirit. continue reading?

Manolo offers the work of Victor Sumsky on (incremental) social change in the Philippines for the past hundred years. This short paper makes an incredible observation so simple, so elegant, I’d never heard of it before. The same way as the characters in Rizal’s Noli and Fili debate the merits and drawbacks of Reform or Revolution, it is almost funny how we face the same exact dilemma today. Click here.

As easily understandable as it may seem, I do not really know what Red Shirt Day means. Of course I know when they say RED SHIRT DAY, they ask students to be in red when they go to school on the said day. But why? Maybe because it’s the color of violence. Or opposition. Or love. (Eeek.)

As I walked to one of the buildings to attend my class yesterday, I saw a huge banner in front of the building inviting students to wear a red shirt on Thursday, 23 November, and to boycott their classes. They were inviting their fellow students to join them in what I can only assume is a sort of demonstration. They are against the system-wide Tuition Fee Increase (TFI) to hit the premier state university in the Philippines next academic year. It’s an increase from the roughly 20-year rate of $6 per unit (or $18 per class) to $20 per unit (or $60 per class) and many say there’s no way on earth that they could possibly afford such a “STEEP” price. Note how I wrote steep. Oh, you noticed? Thank you.

Normally, I’d be fine with whatever they want to do with their lives. I mean, they are activists, and I do not confess myself to be an expert on the subject of [insert politically correct, intelligent-sounding adjective here] activism. But I still think what they were inviting their fellow students to is something so ironically stupid, I want to cry.

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I’ve been blogging about our US trip for two months now although the actual trip only took three weeks… haha… just stretching the value of our airfare. So finally, I’ve reached the most important part and the real purpose of this journey — the wedding of Sis New York. Mom has been after me for weeks now to write about it. But what can I do? There’s no better way to say this in English but… istorbo ang trabaho sa pagb-blag!

Read more in Toe’s Kurokuroatbp.

Everybody knows that smoking kills.

Still, no one appears to be listening.

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Two ghost met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold
1st ghost : How does it feel when dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually i was imprison in refrigerator. At first,i was shivering my whole body started to frozen, later i felt the whole world was dark and i died. Fortunately, i died with not much suffering.
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Nature is so powerful, so strong. Capturing its essence is not easy – your work becomes a dance with light and the weather. It takes you to a place within yourself. – Annie Leibovitz

It’s funny how I am now the cat-sitter of my daughter’s two felines while the kids are in their dorm during weekdays. They seek human company and usually end up hovering near me because they probably noticed that their master is nowhere in the house. read more?

Thanks to Poldo and Pik Pak Bum, I’ve discovered this certain website that promotes world peace.

Uh, yeah, world peace. What’s wrong with that?

Oh, yeah, I forgot, they’re not your run-of-the-mill unwashed and drugged out hippies. They actually want to promote world peace through Global Orgasm. That means they’re also, um, sexed out.

Perparations for Global Orgasm Day are underway.

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